MCCAIN/PALIN 2008
"...I'll never find another girl like you,
For happy endings it takes two,
The Fire and Ice,
a Dream WILL come true,
Sarah, Sarah,
Storms are brewin' in your eyes"

Don't you wish your VP was hot like ours.
Bye Bye, Biden.
And I'll refer you to my previous post on this subject, where I predicted that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (I like to pronounce it properly because it involves gagging twice when I say it) would return to the US.
For all of you old geezers that are going to complain about her finger on the trigger: read this and get over it. She can handle her gun better than you can yours, so STFU.
Ingheyham showing off her prowess in Iraq.
Laura commandeering a helicopter in Israel. She's gotta know the ladies love the flight gear.
So do you think she's your type, Sheriff Bruce? Just be sure to get the video of it online, so I can post it here.
I want this woman's number.
Proving that you can still be hot at age 82, Venus Ramey gave us the best story I've heard in a long time. This is one old lady for whom I don't mind paying social security and prescription drug coverage.
All right, all right, if you want substance, here's the link to Laura's appearance on the Today Show last week.
Yes, indeed. And might I take the opportunity on this totally miscellaneous post to say that I love how when she is talking about former Deputy Secretary of State, Richard Armitage (who disturbingly enough gave the commencement speech at my Texas A&M graduation), she pronounces his last name "armitish." Her little Irish-lesbian lisp is so cute.
A rare, younger picture of
Why this double standard? Dare I say it has to do with Newt’s unattractiveness? Of course, I dare! This is Prowess, not some self-censoring sissy site. Former Speaker Gingrich is a brilliant man and adept historian, but that can’t make up for the fact that he’s a pudgy professor with a nerdy, non-resonant voice. The disgust over his affair is not so much moral outrage, but the kind of nausea we get when we imagine any overstuffed, saggy Washington insider having sex. We, the shallow, seem more willing to let slide affairs and multiple marriages when the offenders are better looking. When someone like former Speaker Gingrich is involved in sexual misconduct, on the other hand, we just grimace and wonder “Why?, How?, Eww, nevermind! ” For someone so blessed with a creative mind, it is difficult to find a redeeming quality in Newt’s physicality. It’s not in his nasal tone and certainly not in his name.
"I am not a stud."
The harsh, unfair reality of the video media world and E! TV culture is that homely candidates for office only go so far, especially in presidential races. It’s one reason Governor George Walker Bush beat Senator John McCain in the 2000 primaries and why JFK made it, RFK would have, and Teddy never did.
Newt was a great fighting dog in Congress and hopefully will continue to be a strong behind-the-scenes player and thinker in the conservative movement, but he is no more ready for his close-up now than he was in 1994.
Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Celebrating Sexy-Cons