Paris Hilton Said it Best

Finally, we've found the cause of Global Warming.

Photographer Greg Endries recently captured Tammy Bruce (and is the only man known to have done so and survived). Back in April, Sheriff Bruce announced that she had arranged a photo session for herself, sans the restrictions placed on her by publishers and employers when they want promotional images of her. So this is truly the Bruceter as we've never seen her before. Over 150 pictures were shot, and now she has given her MySpace friends a sneak peak by posting 4 of said photos.

You may now proceed to break the first Commandment:

For all of you old geezers that are going to complain about her finger on the trigger: read this and get over it. She can handle her gun better than you can yours, so STFU.

Obey.
















If you like her acting more femme. Or if you just like her on a table. Either way.





















Yeah, between these and the new Mercedes convertible the Sheriff bought last month, my Inner Eye sees lots of action in her future. Very soon. Probably right now.


Additional Invaluable Commentary: I usually don't approve of blaspheming dark hair with highlights, but here I will make a special exception: it contrasts well with her black leather jacket and her gun. I like seeing her wearing a ring (on her index finger in the gun photo). Earrings would have looked good in the headshots; maybe she forgot them. I hope she releases other photos from the shoot where the jacket is missing. Also hope for pictures of her aiming the revolver ("Snuffy"). My only complaint about these pics is that they'll need to be enlarged before they can be put on anyone's wall or ceiling. For now, look up at the gun-and-microphone pic, and say hello to my new screensaver.

Snow Has Fallen

Tony Snow is finished. He is featured in a post below, but can no longer qualify to be a sexy conservative, since he is no longer a conservative. After appearing on various talk shows defending the President's policies at all costs, this once revered conservative radio talk show host has joined in selling us and himself down the Rio Grande. I'd already heard him appear on the Ingrahammer's show a couple of months ago: not answering her questions about the administration's policies toward commie China and even getting angry with her that she was questioning him aggressively, as if she owed him some kind of deference.

Now you can listen for yourself to this Elitist bat for the Mexican Alien Invasion--I mean--"Comprehensive Immigration Reform".

Here is Snow's call to Neal Boortz (click on the "listen here" link within his post. And his latest chat with Laura Ingraham.

Tony Snow, God bless you and I wish only the best for your health. But once you finish your term of service to our Neo-liberal President, there will be no place for you in the conservative movement. You are no longer welcome among our ranks. Perhaps FoxNews will take pity on you and offer you another job in front of a camera, but we won't forget who you used to be and who you have become. Shameful.