Miss America 2007

I want this woman's number.

Proving that you can still be hot at age 82, Venus Ramey gave us the best story I've heard in a long time. This is one old lady for whom I don't mind paying social security and prescription drug coverage.

Yes, Feel Guilty for Lusting after this Idiot

Could someone please dismiss this Bobbsey twin?

Dana Perino, about whom I've had to endure Sheriff Bruce's and hotair.com commenters' statements of admiration, must be the most incompetent Press Secretary this Whitehouse has had (and that's saying something!). After today's Virginia Tech Massacre, we once again had to sit embarrassed while Ms. Perino fielded questions she did not know how to answer. The woman is estrogen personified. Her attractive but overrated appearance (poor Tony Snow wasn't bad; I guess people aren’t used to cute women in D.C.) is accompanied by her look that she is about to cry whenever she appears behind the podium and her inability to sound like she knows what the hell she is talking about. When she does respond (admittedly to the idiocies of the White House Press Corps., half of whom would be happy to attend a flag-burning ceremony), she gives an answer that sounds like it was composed by and is being delivered by a 15-year-old girl.

Whether it’s her crying during her announcement of Tony Snow’s returned cancer and then not being able to answer a single medical question concerning the cancer ("I’m not a doctor." Well neither am I, Barbie, but I would have been happy to wrench that microphone from you at any point during that press conference. Try actually preparing a statement with facts, knowing something about a certain medical condition, and learning the meaning of a few clinical words like "MRI", "CAT scan", and "metastasize" before making your spokesperson debut giving an update and information on someone’s medical condition and prognosis.) or her giving the brilliant official Whitehouse position on Pelosi’s trip to Syria: "We think it’s a really bad idea." or today’s I’ll-have-to-check-the-record answer to some liberal freak’s statement about what gun law bills President Bush has or has not supported, we can always count on Dana to look like she's just finished watching and/or starring in a Lifetime Original Movie. Maybe some people do get by on good looks alone. Otherwise, I can’t imagine how this woman who couldn’t chair a high school booster squad got to be the acting public relations person for the President of the United States.

"I feel pretty."

Lady Ann on Cavuto about Imus

Also, check out her great column about the subject.

Did I mention that I love this woman? I want her to donate her eggs, so that I may bear her children. Yes, that's right, everyone, I want to be Ann Coulter's babymama, even though I don't know if that's scientifically possible. Those genes should not go to waste!

Tammy Get Your Gun

The .38 Special prop that's ready for a closeup.

Sheriff Bruce stated on her radio talk show on Friday, April 6, that she has arranged a new photo session that is not the doing of a publisher or a media outlet, but her own. She said that she has in the past had to "adapt" in photo shoots to the image that the entity arranging it wanted to convey, but that this time people are just going to have to "take a deep breath and enjoy it." She indicated her excitement in feeling confident enough in her body's current form to go through with this. The only comment she made about what she might be wearing was "you've seen enough of me in blazers," but did remark that she will be nude under her clothes. Also, she is apparantly bringing her revolver, Snuffy, to the shoot.

Not sure how long it's going to be before she reveals these photos, but I'm sure everyone's salivary glands are in for a workout.



From a photo shoot of yesteryear, evidently one that no one likes to discuss

Love This Picture

Mother Noonan, Lady Ann, and Drudge

Not much to say except wouldn't you love to go the party where they were headed?

Happy Easter, everyone! Send a care package to an American servicemember.