Sunday, August 12, 2007

Let them eat Brie! and Hot Dogs and Hamburgers! (and drink Grey Goose!)

A note, first of all, to those who think I need to update my site more often: as I say in my first post, this site is not intended to be a "blog" although that is its format. Its intention is to serve as a collection of pictures and commentary of sexually interesting conservative and conservative-friendly icons. It aims to be a database of sorts of conservative fantasy images. Therefore, its scope is limited and it does not call for regular updates. That said, I would like to post more often and would like anyone who views the site to suggest in the Comments section whom they'd like to see featured.

Now on to the next:

French President Nicolas Sarkozy whose election in May ended the reign of un verm Jack Chirac may not be conservative according to American standards, but his defeat of a Socialist woman who thought she could win because she had that kind of attractiveness that said: "I may be old, but I still know how to shack up with my philandering boyfriend and let him bang me" (I admit, any kind of attractiveness emanating from a socialist is an accomplishment indeed.) purchased Nic a warm place in the heart of many American patriots.

His political incorrectness is especially charming to me. For example, his "controversial" remarks to the residents of the outskirts of Paris when he tried to comfort them about enraged Muslim gangs rioting and destroying property in their neighborhoods: "You've had enough of this gang of scum, haven't you? Well, we're going to get rid of them." He made these statements in February when he was still Interior Minister, and with them he automatically got my (non-binding) vote. Had I been his campaign manager, that would have been the slogan for the entire election, since it could apply to Islamists, the UN, and the preceeding French administration all at once.

Vote for Sarkozy: You've had enough of this gang of scum, haven't you? Well, we're going to get rid of them!

After a few short months in office, he has totally pissed off the Eurotrash by vacationing in America and meeting with President Bush this week. Now we hear that they're having a down-home American meal with hamburgers, hotdogs, baked beans, corn on the cobb, and blueberry pie. I want to go.


With the French, we're always going to have disappointments. I remember being in Paris when I was 16. When I would see a cute French teenage boy and want a little closer look, without exception the next move he'd make after I'd caught his eye would be to light a cigarette. Gross. So Sarkozy isn't going to be a complete cher, but for now we can enjoy his sexy attitude. and his dark hair. and his accent. and the food we no longer have to boycott. and the booze.



















No Grey Goose if you don't get loose.