Monday, April 16, 2007

Yes, Feel Guilty for Lusting after this Idiot

Could someone please dismiss this Bobbsey twin?

Dana Perino, about whom I've had to endure Sheriff Bruce's and hotair.com commenters' statements of admiration, must be the most incompetent Press Secretary this Whitehouse has had (and that's saying something!). After today's Virginia Tech Massacre, we once again had to sit embarrassed while Ms. Perino fielded questions she did not know how to answer. The woman is estrogen personified. Her attractive but overrated appearance (poor Tony Snow wasn't bad; I guess people aren’t used to cute women in D.C.) is accompanied by her look that she is about to cry whenever she appears behind the podium and her inability to sound like she knows what the hell she is talking about. When she does respond (admittedly to the idiocies of the White House Press Corps., half of whom would be happy to attend a flag-burning ceremony), she gives an answer that sounds like it was composed by and is being delivered by a 15-year-old girl.

Whether it’s her crying during her announcement of Tony Snow’s returned cancer and then not being able to answer a single medical question concerning the cancer ("I’m not a doctor." Well neither am I, Barbie, but I would have been happy to wrench that microphone from you at any point during that press conference. Try actually preparing a statement with facts, knowing something about a certain medical condition, and learning the meaning of a few clinical words like "MRI", "CAT scan", and "metastasize" before making your spokesperson debut giving an update and information on someone’s medical condition and prognosis.) or her giving the brilliant official Whitehouse position on Pelosi’s trip to Syria: "We think it’s a really bad idea." or today’s I’ll-have-to-check-the-record answer to some liberal freak’s statement about what gun law bills President Bush has or has not supported, we can always count on Dana to look like she's just finished watching and/or starring in a Lifetime Original Movie. Maybe some people do get by on good looks alone. Otherwise, I can’t imagine how this woman who couldn’t chair a high school booster squad got to be the acting public relations person for the President of the United States.

"I feel pretty."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But do you really want her to speak in bed ? As long as she can moan that's alright with me. And I'm sure she's very good at moaning. Along with making other sweet bedroom noises. And saying those other two and three word phrases that sound good in the bedroom.